Weird Website Wednesday
A note to my relatives: Stop reading now. No, seriously. Stop now. There are some things you can never unlearn, and this is one of them.
The other day I was trying to figure out how to make an easy dessert using pudding and a can of crushed pineapple. I knew you mixed them together, but couldn’t remember if you added anything else to the mix. And, like I do whenever I’m stumped, I turned to The Google. You can try this experiment too (unless you’re related to me, in which case, I’m warning you…just click the little “x” up there to close this page).
Hit Google. Start typing “pudding” and watch what comes up as a suggestion as you finish typing.
ZOMG
That’s right. Pudding farts. The FIRST suggestion, for goodness’ sake.
Now, I’m an intellectual. So of course I had to go see what a pudding fart is. It was purely for research, not because I’ll look at absolutely anything online. And lord knows I’ve seen just about everything online. Sometimes I feel like every link I click on steals a little piece of my soul. Anyhow, I’ll spare you the details, but let’s just say it’s not as awful as you may think, and yet it’s even weirder than you may think too. God, people are bizarre.
I’ll give you a minute to check it out.
And now if you need to clean pudding farts (or the related meatloaf farts, cake farts, or heaven forbid chocoteeth which I hope you didn’t watch because ZOMG MAKE IT STOP) out of your head, here are some cute puppies for you to enjoy instead.
Good lord. I read this at work. I READ THIS AT WORK. Can I just pretend I’m one of your relatives from now on and hit the little “x” in the corner?
Chocolate pudding farts..haa haa haa (thats my dirty old man that possesses me at times) That is one of the many wonderful things about google…have you done the your name plus needs
Search Bill needs and see what comes up.
Waaaaaaay back when I was in high school, the boys in my class would refer to them as “Hershey Squirts”. Either way, definitely makes me want to steer clear of chocolate for a while.